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Holiday Sheen Shopping!

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

Well ladies and gents….its the holidays! What a wonderful time of year and what a great opportunity to show your support for the people who spend so much of their time and effort on the number one spot for Sheen comedy relief.

The Sheens have done so much for us this year and we really owe it to them to show our support.
Here are a few highlights of this years fun!

If you love the Sheens (as we do, although you don’t need to love them quite as much) then here is a perfect opportunity to show your support buy using our link to purchase products on amazon. Here are a few products that we found to be GREAT holiday gifts for loved ones or even just friends!

As we come to the end of our first year here at we wanted to thank all of you for your time and hope that with your continued support we’ll have many more years of Sheen related fun!!


More Sheens in the making!

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010

We’ve got two pieces of exciting news ladies and gents! First, it’s just occurred to us at Sheens on screen that we have missed a monumental moment in this past month. Approximatively 32 days and 35 years ago was the birth of a very important person, CHARLIE SHEEN HIMSELF! Well better late then never, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE! WE LOVE YOU! Keep in mind we may not all love you in the same way your father loves you, but we love you for who you are!

Now speaking of people loving Charlie, lets move onto the second part of todays lecture. Someone else who loves Charlie very much is his daughter, who just recently got hitched; how cute. That’s great and all, but to us we want live evidence and through the help of one of our supports (Thanks Anna!) we’ve got the media we need.

A big bunch of Sheeners

Now look at that. Just a big bunch of Sheeners enjoying each others company. Well its a wonderful moment for us too. It’s funny after about 10 months of being live here at we’re starting to get attached to this goofy family. As much as I’d like to bash on them, it’s getting harder and harder to push joke after joke about this family, although they are all over the news and have become quite easy targets.

With that in mind, lets rewind a little bit just to take a look at where this all began. Charlie had his daughter (Cassandra Jade Estevez) with his at-the-time girlfriend, Paula Profit. Four years later he had a new fiancee, Kelly Preston, who he then shot in the leg “accidentally”, and within months the relationship had ended. Come on Charlie! We all know you can’t just shot your problems away (He still thinks hes in Platoon). Then 5 years later, Charlie found another women, Donna Peele, and stayed with her for a couple of months I guess. Who knows. You see what I’m getting at? Well all I’m saying is I hope Cassandra’s marriage goes a little bit better then her fathers.

Well goodluck to Cassandra on her marriage, and Charlie….your the man.

Until next time,

Look for Charlie on the big screen, and we’ll be here waiting for that Sheen.

User submits a “Loaded Weapon” to Sheens On Screen

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Sorry for the delay folks, but here we are! With many submissions from friends all around the globe, one that I found particularly great was this one. Submitted by our very own Anthony all the way from Austin, Massachusetts (that’s a joke, not a typo), we give you “Loaded Weapon”. It’s a spoof of many movies, but most obviously noted “Lethal Weapon”. But onto more pressing issues, in this clip we can see that now instead of just having our two youngest Sheens on screen we get a new recipe. One part Samuel L. Jackson, and two parts Sheen (obviously including Emilio as a Sheen, cause when it comes to this family they’re all one big loving bunch).

This clip provides us with much needed mullet action, which makes Emilio look and seem more ridiculous then usual, and much needed diversity. And what better black guy to have on screen other then the one actor that has been in more films than anyone else on the face of the planet, Samuel L. Jackson.

As you can see from the clip, Charlie or “Gern” is a valet who happens to know all the answers. Well let me tell you something world, of course Charlie knows the answers, its freaking Charlie Sheen, ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? But watch out Charlie because you never know when Samual L. might just get “tired of all of these….” (you can figure out the rest of that ridiculously stupid quote by yourself) … annoying habits you have and smack the bejesus out of you.

Of course Emilio does his part by actually being an even creepier Mel Gibson then Mel Gibson and acting way to serious for a comedy. Well what can I say these boys really know how to play their roles. Its just amazing how these guys do it, all they have to do is be on screen and the movie is a slaphappy award winner. Although I’m not sure it won any Oscars, it sure won my heart.

Well thanks for stopping in and grabbing another slice of our Sheens On Screen pie. Hope to see you again soon!

For more of the clip from today visit this youtube link!