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And the award goes to…

May 12th, 2010

Hey Sheeners.

We just got a link sent to us by our friend Jack who found quite an interesting article on the ESPN website which has a little section dedicated to Charlie Sheen. The page has a long list of awards that go out to different people in the NBA for everything from achievements to horrible decisions made in the NBA. The funny part (and the relative part to us at SheensOnScreen) is that the awards are celebrity awards, and one of them is the Charlie Sheen award! The actual award is titled THE CHARLIE SHEEN AWARD FOR “WORST PUSH FOR A NEW MEGA-CONTRACT and is given to Joe Johnson. The actual details of any of the awards aren’t really Sheen related so I’ll let you do your own investigation if your interested.

It honors us to have Charlie have his own award as most of the other celebrity awards go to attractive successful women leading the Hollywood scene. A few of these are awards are THE LINDSAY LOHAN AWARD FOR “OLDEST-LOOKING THING UNDER 22 YEARS OLD”, THE JENNIFER ANISTON AWARD FOR “BEST SELECTION OF COUGARS”, THE KATE HUDSON’S IMPLANTS AWARD FOR “BEST NEW ADDITION”, and my personal favorite THE RICKY MARTIN AWARD FOR “WORST-KEPT SECRET” (Yes, I did say “successful women” and yes Ricky Martin is to be included in that group. Its a joke, GET IT?!). These are just a few of the awards, so feel free to look around more on the espn page.

On a SheensOnScreen note, yes we are aware that we are going against our own code here. We know that their are not multiple Sheens, nor are any of them on screen, but this was to much of an opportunity to show how great Charlie’s success has become and how smart Charlie can really be if he sets his mind to it. ¬†We felt it was a necessity to have it. If you disagree, I am sorry and feel free to write me hate mail, and hey maybe you’ll get the SheensOnScreen spotlight award for being the biggest weiner.

Well until next time, keep those banana peels green, and we’ll keep you informed on those Sheens.


Trump, LaBeouf, Douglas and Sheen hit the street, the Wall Street.

April 30th, 2010

Welcome fellow SheensOnScreener’s. Today’s post is another user submitted post that seems to be the biggest deal since sliced BBQ chicken (which to me is a big deal because I love BBQ chicken but who ever thought of slicing so I can put in a¬†sandwich, freakin’¬†genius!). Anyways back to the news, a¬†sequel¬†to the great original ,Wall Street, is coming out. Its titled: “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps”.

Money Never Sleeps
As always the cast is nothing shy of the most ridiculous actors on the market. In this line up we’ve got the classic Charlie Sheen and of course the amazing Michael Douglas. But now to add to the this cast of super stars we’ve now got Shia LaBeouf and even a cameo by Donald Trump.

By the cover it looks like Shia is going to be playing an apprentice to Michael Douglas, which may seem like a good idea but thats only because Michael Douglas’ face is so wrinkly that you’d have to assume that anyone that old has to have experience in the business world.

Not only does the film have all these wonderful things going for it, but it also has an awe-inspiring title, “Money Never Sleeps”. Well there right. Money doesn’t sleep. Neither does wood, nor rocks, nor does anything that doesn’t have a conscious state.

So yes technically the makers of this film are correct, and thank god cause honestly I wasn’t sure what Money did in its spare time. I always thought it was a little creepy staying up later than I did after parties and such. Always throwing itself at girls and just in general getting ripped, jeez. You know maybe it would do Money a little good to get some sleep so it wouldn’t be so careless all the time. Then maybe it would give people more time to focus on things in our world that might be a little more important then that selfish inanimate object we all seem to love so much.

Well besides that the release date for this film is the 24th of September, 2010. So get the popcorn popping, and melt that butter because come September the only street we’re gonna care about rhymes with ShmallStreet.

Thanks for dropping by, and remember Sheens aren’t clean, so wash your bean.


Charlie Sheen sex addict? South Park says “Hells Yea!”

March 31st, 2010

And we’re back! With the amazing support of our fans, we found out that South Park decided it would be a good idea to play a little prank on the Sheens by including them in a group of celebrity sex addicts. Well guess what…so do we.

Celebrity sex addicts

South Park's Celebrity sex addicts

As you can see from South Park’s perspective, Charlie Sheen (second row, second from the left) and Michael Douglas (first row, second from the right) are two, of a hand full of famous people that are deemed as sex addicts. We can’t argue with that. With Charlie, one of our favorite Sheens, always being in the news for something crazy, such as beating his wife, crashing his car into a swamp and other random debacle’s, it wouldn’t really be that surprising if he was also a sex addict. Well at least he’s got his uncle Michael Douglas (not actually his uncle but definitely could/should be) by his side to keep him company in this extremely unattractive sexual situation. The two are surrounded with familiar faces, including Ben Roethlisberger, David Letterman, the ever-so-popular Tiger Woods, and my personal favorite Bill “Da Big Boi” Clinton.

This scene has two Sheens in it, and other fun loving characters. We here at SheensOnScreen love it when our friends from all over the celebrity world join us in our moments of glory. Hopefully this won’t be the last time South Park includes us in the FUN!

Well, its back to the drawing board. Thanks user’s for keeping us going, you guys are the best!!

See you next time, and remember: Sheens are keen so, watch that screen!